January 2011
19 posts
My health care plan consists of me calling a friend who is a pediatrician. It’s one of the few times in life that it helps that I’m immature.
In yoga saw a pregnant woman do the splits
Clearly how she got herself into the position of being pregnant.
US State Department phone recording, “Press 2 if you’re calling about an abduction.” Guess once kids have to share a voicemail box with their abductor, they’ll think twice before getting abducted.
I keep forgetting that #MicheleBachman isn't...
Enjoy Lizz Winstead’s response to Michele Bachman’s response to President Obama’s State of the Union.
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@pleatedjeans Gets right to zee heart of U.S.'s...
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Boy describes himself as a “Mac Guy.” You aren’t a Mac Guy. Steve Jobs is. Those retail workers who now believe they’re geniuses due to their boss’s reverse psychology aren’t “Mac Guys.” You, like me, are just a user.
“Auditioning for a diet food commercial. Hoping I seem slightly more edible than...”
#SenatorJosephLieberman will not run for a fifth term. 1st decision he’s made that both Democrats and Republicans agree on in years.
“My procrastination techniques are exceptional. I even have subdivisions of...”
@SarahPalin should know when you pluck a...
Verizon finally releases the i-phone. At & T... →
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I like you. You like Me. I promise the comedy is... →
Triple Minority Report this Friday, Jan. 7th, 8pm at Branded Saloon in Prospect Heights, BK. 603 Vanderbilt Ave. @ Bergen St. You have 10 mins. $5/ 1 drink min. Great food. Better comics
