December 2010
25 posts
pressinstitute asked: any opportunities to see the nation's #1 carer on stage in NYC this holiday season? love, dave and the drimers 917.929.6219
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Come see me. 10 pm tonight. Comedy. Music. Drinks....
DETAILS: 10 pm, free. Gentrify Brooklyn at The Brooklyn Lyceum, 227 4th Ave, Brooklyn, NY
This show is right for you IF you are Jewish, Hindi, Agnostic, Atheist, Pagan, Hare Krishna, or just a Christ lover who wants a break. Bring your in-laws or just your lovely self. FEATURING:
LEE RUBENSTEIN - Miracle on President Street!
DRU AND ZANE JOHNSTON aka THE (other) HINES BROTHERS!
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“If I have food in my teeth, I want my date to be honest. But I have such a...”
“I thought this cop was flirting with me, but he never did a strip search. Oh...”
“#JustinBeiber fans get overheated. Either the tweens are experiencing early...”
I envy those vacationing somewhere warm over the holidays. That said, it’s not as unethically cold as it has been lately. NY’s weather is only slightly immoral.
http://tiny.cc/wvnyv
“After conducting a case study, it turns out that one can’t eat so much...”
“Guy banged on my window at 4 am. Said his name was Shy, which felt like was...”
“Good morning. Teeth brushed. Newspaper read. Breakfast eaten. I couldn’t...”
“Just saw pack of high school girls, from Greenwich CT, get overheated after a...”
– Santa-Con, Subway New York City
Tonight! December 7th, 8 pm, 42 E1st St btw 2nd...
Arlo and Esme42 E. 1st St. (btwn 1st and 2nd Avenue)
New York, NYASK ME Holiday shindig Tuesday, December 7th at Arlo & Esme. We’re having some of our ASK ME family back for this one. A bunch of those charming folks you’ve come to know and love. Dawn Fraser Catie Lazarus Jen Scanlin Doors are at 7:30 Show is at 8:00 $7 Suggested Donation (Part of the proceeds of the show...
I broke my toe. I have to stop putting my foot in...
I am open to falling in love this weekend ONLY! Starting Sunday I’m perform stand up again and will lose all capacity to feel anything.
All I want for Christmas is a bipartisan bill redirecting “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy to politicians, pundits and pet psychics.
Overheard on subway, 7 years old boy asks, “What did grandpa die from?” Mom replies “Death.” Boy says, “He didn’t wash his hands enough.”
I have been listening to #NPR for over six hours and, now, can only speak in a monotone, modulated voice and run-on sentences.
I liked a YouTube video — Monty Python - Whicker Island http://youtu.be/Cn8Pua5rhj4?a
#WorldAIDS Washington DC has returned to its roots with AIDS cases increasing. I wrote about The Other City http://tiny.cc/vnw47. PLS C IT!
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I will be performing at Sloan Kettering Cancer...
You don’t have to be suffering from cancer to enjoy the show, but it may help you get in the door.
Sunday, December 5th. Afternoon. Details: Sloan Kettering.
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Overhead a tweenager say, “Uh. Reality isn’t just a television genre!” (So I’m in my 30’s. I’m a late bloomer AND I did utter it aloud.)
Jeggings are denim leggings. Or one more item most Americans shouldn’t be wearing in public.
If a cookie weighs less than a quarter and Catie ate 4 cookies, how did she gain 5 pounds and lose 3 dollars? Correct! She ate 6 cookies.
In yoga, teacher talked about how holy it is to be a vegan, but left class with her leather bag. Even pleather would’ve been classier.