Yes, my mom is a bigger fan of Jane Austen than you.  Bring it. I mean, thou hast not an inkling of what it means to be knowledgeable on the subject.

Yes, my mom is a bigger fan of Jane Austen than you. Bring it. I mean, thou hast not an inkling of what it means to be knowledgeable on the subject.

Sometimes it’s better just to hold it.

Sometimes it’s better just to hold it.

Seriously, don’t date a werewolf.

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A petaphile is someone who likes likes pets. If you’re worried you might fit the profile, you probably do.

A petaphile is someone who likes likes pets. If you’re worried you might fit the profile, you probably do.